How to Exaggerate

How exaggeration works to manipulate people into doing things you want them to do.

Today we examine the human constructs of exaggeration.

Exaggeration is a representation of something in an excessive manner. There are several different ways humans use exaggeration to benefit them in manupulating others into doing there bidding.

For example, lets say your college roommate named eric masturbates every morning at nine 27 just after eating a bowl of banana’s and porridge. In order to shame him/her into stopping the morning ritual of self copulation… You might exaggerate and describe him or her as a chronic nymph-o masturbator who never spends more than 15 second in the room without his dick in his hand pumping furiously… he slaps the sarge or she flips the bean like every single waking minute of the day. It’s like choking the chicken or softening the peach is his or her job respectively he or she is going to be employee of the millennium.

This level of exaggeration takes a once a day occurrences and increases the frequency to such catastrophic levels that it makes everyone feel uncomfortable. But if it were actually true if Eric the boy or girl roommate did flog the dolphin or send muffin morse code respectively as often as the exaggerator said they would have horribly broody mutilated genitalia… no ones genitalia could possible sustain that level of battery.

Another common area of exaggeration is when it is coupled with sarcasm to create an unflattering over flattery .

for example : if a one Critic were to describe the TV Show Two and a Half Men as the greatest achievement of the human experience in art, and characterize the writers as Shakespeare for the modern age weaving, thought provoking, important ideas into the absolute hight of hilariousness comedy. There is, nor has there ever existed, a show as completely wonderful.

Such things said about a show that is more or less a laugh track with some advanced apes muttering unintelligently in the pauses shows the strength of exaggerations when coupled with sarcasm.

Another even more common use of exaggeration is to create a more exciting story. If the real events of the day are boring one can always punch it up a bit.

Event: a car driving 55 mph stops at a stop sign and turns right.

Exaggeration:A car Driving 200 mph blows through 15 stop signs, hits a school bus full of children sets of a series of explosions that grow and grow until the very fabric of time and space is altered and the whole scene is rest as if nothing had happened.

final summation

exaggeration tool of the human to manipulate, inflate and sometime entertainer-ate .. use it wisely… I love my little lemon drops join us on Monday when we are a little older then we are right now.

T-Shirt Store: http://gradualreport.spreadshirt.com/
Email: Poonaple at gmail.com

SUBSCRIBE NEW SHOWS EVERY MONDAY WEDNSDAY and FRIDAY

What is the gradualreport?

The gradualreport is a human experiment in comedy focusing on; human interactions, human phobias, animal news, giant world events, and scientific non-achievement. These things are distilled through the mind of a weird, smart, eccentric young man named Danny Grozdich and funny is the result.

Who is Danny Grozdich?

Danny is your best friend on the Internet. I must repeat, "Danny is your best friend on the Internet." And though you may never meet Danny. He wants you to know that he loves you.

Final Summation:

Danny made these videos to teach you, and make you happy, and help you laugh at the funny side of life, because, in a world of moral ambiguity, laughter, though fleeting, is the only worthwhile certainty to pursue.

Here are a few more ways to share in Danny’s Internet immortality…

Social Media Stuff

website: http://www.gradualreport.com
facebook : http://www.facebook.com/gradualreport
twitter : http://www.twitter.com/gradualreport
FourSquare : https://foursquare.com/gradualreport